Tigger touched me... or did he?

Posted by Lord Hart on 5th August, 2004

Today, we can all be relieved that Tigger, the beloved Disney character was not found guilty of groping a 13 year olds breast. Now, what has the world come to when we're trying to convict the various entertainers, that strive to entertain the children of the world? People like Spanky the Clown, The King of Pop, Rapper R. Kelly and of course, Dean Ed Rooney.

For those that remember that movie, It Could Happen to You, you'd be mistaken to think you're in the movie, when hearing that Nicolas Cage has recently married a waitress. He must have forgot to buy a ticket that day to give her half of it.

Dave Chappelle has recently resigned with Comedy Central for a whopping $50 Million dollars over two years! You gotta be pissed it didn't happen to you, cause I'm pissed it didn't happen to me.

Finally, some really good news for Doctor Who fans. The BBC and the estate of Terry Nation, creator of the Daleks have worked out a deal that will see the Daleks return to the new Doctor Who series, after a release a few weeks ago that they would not be appearing. Thank fucking christ!

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