Midgets
Posted by on 11th August, 2009
You know what is REALLY disturbing. I haven't bothered to check the statistics for this site for about 2 years now. I used to do it a lot, and found enjoyment in the ways that people came to my site. The main way was always Google, and the search queries I would get are sometimes priceless.
For instance, ever since I wrote the 'Lucas Loves Little People' article, I have received countless hits to this site, all along the lines of midgets. Ugly midgets, sexy midgets, ass midgets, naughty ...
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Been A While
Posted by Lord Hart on 22nd July, 2009
It has been a while since that last update. I fucking hate these long gaps because it makes me look like an ass. Nobody probably even comes to this website anymore, yet I still find myself coming here once every few months to post an update where I say i'll post more... and then don't.
Either some bullshit happens in my life which makes me unable to post, or my life becomes too fucked in some way that I don't have any motivation to write something. Both of them, frequently.
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Deadpool
Posted by Lord Hart on 8th October, 2008
I've just spotted some info about the new Wolverine movie that will be out next year some time. Apparently the movie is going to feature Ryan Reynolds playing the mercenary character known as Deadpool, and I assume they got Reynolds because he is good with being a wise-cracking ass, just like Deadpool.
But how can you put a character in a movie, when the character KNOWS HE IS IN A COMIC! Deadpool has the distinct ability to realise that he lives in a world that is a comic, and frequently ...
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Finally
Posted by Lord Hart on 18th September, 2008
Finally... I have the net on at home. I'm comfortably sitting in my little office sort of room, at my own computer, writing this.
Thank fuck.
Yes, I Am Alive
Posted by Lord Hart on 5th September, 2008
Yeah, that's right. I am alive. Just like Johnny 5... the robot from Short Circuit. Anyway, I'm here at my parents again, this time i'm doing stuff for my web-design portfolio, hoping to get a job with a local web design company. It's annoying when you're trying to get screenshots of sites you've done, to only find out the site's are down or the client hasn't really bothered maintaining the site.
One for instance, doesn't have anything on the main page or the news page... but has ...
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I'm Tired
Posted by Lord Hart on 30th June, 2008
I am tired as all hell. Being a father of twins is really draining me, with all the no sleeping... and the whole screaming, and shitting and stuff. Babies are seriously like having a midget who does nothing but scream at you and them crap himself.
It's not all bad though. There's plenty of good stuff. I'll try to get out more and hop online when I have the time, and i'll try to put some photos up of them.
I'm out.
No Job For You!
Posted by Lord Hart on 23rd April, 2008
Well, it seems that I didn't get the job at La Salle Academy. Since I went to the interview the other week, I haven't heard anything about the position and I haven't recieved anything in the mail about it. I called up the other day, and the guy I spoke to couldn't give me an answer because he didn't know, and the person I spoke to today was the assistant-principal and he said that "the position has been filled"... but didn't say whether I was successful or not... but I supposed that if I got it, ...
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Argh! Long Time No See
Posted by Lord Hart on 1st April, 2008
It's been a while now since i've had the chance to do a front page update, and that's because i've finally moved out of my parents again. Since February, i've been out on my own, alone with my girlfriend in our own house... which we're renting from my girlfriends parents.
Anyway. Jas is now about 32 weeks pregnant, and since it is twins, she is essentially due about any time whatsoever. I have to say that i'm still freaking out a bit about the whole prospect of being a father, but ...
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